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Vote for Buddy Boy Mertens, the first Canine Presidential Nominee. Read more about this at http://www.squidoo.com/election_dog Read more about my running mate at Border Collie for Vice President
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Don't settle for the same old politics, there is a difference. Buddy Boy Mertens, along with the Canine Party will lead on command a country that we all can be proud of. Let's take a bite out of high gas prices and taxes. Support the Canine cause. Only you can make a difference!
IF THE NEXT PRESIDENT WERE A DOG
More reasons to vote for me
Since there are a few dogs out there running for President of the United States, I thought I would let everyone out there know how it would be different if the next President were a dog.
10.There would be a doggy door in the oval office
9. At press conferences, instead of "Mr. President," reporters would shout, "Here fella!"
8. Goodbye Whitewater Scandal, hello Toilet Bowl Water Scandal.
7.The Washington Monument would be replaced with a hundred-story fire hydrant.
6. The United States might have a more coherent foreign policy.
5. Public Enemy #1 would be that neutering bastard Bob Barker.
4. The secret service and the CIA (Canine Intelligence Agency) would be dispatched to catch that little chuck wagon.
3. The Country would really be run by the dog's smarter poodle wife.
2. Here's your new national anthem: (videotape of dog barking the x-mas jingle).
1. One word: Snausage Gate.
That's not all -
"Walkies!" would be the name of his national physical fitness initiative.
If the next president were a dog, any man convicted of animal abuse would get his nuts whacked off.
National Squirrel Culling Day if a doggie were President!
I would take a cat (instead of a dog for the President) "Here Kitty Kitty!"
I would send an army of cats to Iraq so they can chase out the rats!
All dogs will be given free health care.
If our next President was a dog, tongues would wag!
If the next President were a dog, he would be a loyal best friend to the people of our country and that sure would be a good change.
(David Letterman on The Late Show on his July 8, 1994 broadcast and a few extra additions)
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